So Michelle Bachmann...(yeah it´s too easy, but still)

After her disastrous Harball appearance Michelle Bachamann decided to stay under the radar for a bit, which makes sense. I mean after you call everyone who doesn´t agree with you a communist radical anti-american leftist, and then suggest that they should be rounded up Arthur Miller-style circa the Red Scare, it stands to reason that one might have to do moderate amounts of damage control. What baffles me is that after a long media absence (well for her, which was like a week) she decided to go on the O´REILLY Factor to set the record straight. Now, she didn´t really say anything particularly earth-shattering, and she also pretty much let good ole Bill recontruct the Harball interview to his liking, which is fine, but what still confuses me is that she never denied calling Barack Obama anti-American, nor did she explain exactly what it is about his platform that she finds so radically dangerous. But, then again substance has never really been her strong-point...so...

On a completely unrelated note, I think a lot of Michelle Bachmann´s problems could be solved if she stopped over-plucking her eyebrows. I mean, people might stop calling her a lunatic, if she does a slightly better job of aesthetically hiding her giant forehead (a problem I also share), and beady little demon eyes. Honestly, this won´t do much to change the fact that she's insane, but since people are more often than not, willing to judge books based on their covers sensible bangs, and bushier brows, might make her look a little more electable. For all of you who thought that my views were strictly partisan, I think I have just proven (by giving beauty tips to the other side) that I am as independent as Joe Lieberman, so there.